Drink My Kool Aid

Once You Lick ‘Em You’re Gonna Love ‘Em

drinkmykoolaid — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:59:28 +0000

Because ice cream bars take the edge off telling your neighbor you’re a registered sex offender.

“The Intro” …we’re all anxiously awaiting the next chapter

drinkmykoolaid — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:25:11 +0000

“They call me Pre$$ure, I got explicit reasons why.”

Oh really? Cuz i thought you’d have implicit reasons why.

Pure Musical Genius: American Jew

drinkmykoolaid — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 02:28:39 +0000

I think his iTunes testimonial really put it best, “Some people just have a gift. Jeff Janning’s gift is the gift of gift giving, and that’s a rare gift.”

P.S. His lyrical mastery really peaks circa the 1:28 mark. So if you wanna give yourself a gift, drop the toaster in the bathtub right around then.

I Feel Like How This Guy Looks.

drinkmykoolaid — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:15:11 +0000

This Guy’s Kool Aid Is Stronger Than Yours

drinkmykoolaid — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:16:44 +0000

THOR #bestbandever

Dear Santa, I wanna be this guy

drinkmykoolaid — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:37:28 +0000

Luckily, I don’t need Santa, i got the internet. www.beerbelt.com

Carpool

drinkmykoolaid — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:19:02 +0000

Tiger Gets New Endorsement Deal

drinkmykoolaid — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:49:52 +0000

Vintage GRID External 10-Key Pad and Software

drinkmykoolaid — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:40:10 +0000

This is for sale on Ebay for $199.00

“This Might Be Just What You Need For Your Vintage 10-Key Application.” That’s all the info they leave you about this item. I mean, what more info do you need, come on… this is a Vintage GRID External 10-key Pad and Software we’re talking about here, self explanatory.

TOTALLY worth it. You could hack anything with this. ATM’s, elaborate alarm systems of a mansion, place fake pizza orders, or even hack the military and get a stealth to launch a missle. But like the whole time you would just think you were playing a computer game, not realizing it was the real world. And that’s not even the best part. The best part is what the seller lists under their section titled “The Seller Reserves the Right to Restrict Who May Purchase This Item.” Clearly drawn up by their lawyer.

“IF the buyer is…” And I quote:

1. Not mentally or physically capable or competent enough to safely possess or operate the item.

2. Lacking the training, certification or functional knowledge appropriate for possessing or operating the item.

3. Does not have the legal qualifications required for possessing or operating the item.

4. Suspicion that the buyer might use the item for illegal purposes or in an inappropriate manner.

5. Buyer is or might be a prohibited entity or in a prohibited country or plan to use for a prohibited application.

6. Knowledge or suspicion that the buyer has a bad reputation.

I’d like to see a #7 added: Buyer must have serious street cred.

Street Rat Crazy

drinkmykoolaid — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:45:51 +0000

Our crazy old neighbor who has written on our van in NAIL POLISH & SRAY PAINT accosts us again, only this time, we recorded it… AND added subtitles for your viewing convenience.